Once Around

Haven't done this in a while

• I doubt this marriage will last past the honeymoon...

• Apparently, Rod Stewart should shorten his name from Roid to Rd

C'mon Rod, was it really that big?

• They watch TV, get into an argument about money, they're drunk, he farts in her face, what could happen?

• It's better to let this guy have his parties all alone. "He soiled himself" Should be enough to stay away.

This man can eat but the bathroom might be an issue

• You can’t go to Disney without a tour concierge,’’ she sniffed. “This is how the 1 percent does Disney.” And you wonder why people hate people like you...

• Finally, Angelina Jolie made the courageous decision to have a preventative double -mastectomy that could save her life. What she did is very brave for anyone. For someone of her status to go public with this is good as it will serve as an inspiration to women who may also be susceptible to breast cancer.

"I choose not to keep my story private because there are many women who do not know that they might be living under the shadow of cancer. It is my hope that they, too, will be able to get gene tested, and that if they have a high risk they, too, will know that they have strong options."    - Angelina Jolie